Taiwan relatives

This is the reunion with Taiwan relatives after i left Taiwan, think over 10 years. Even my little cousin already turn into handsome young man.

Time really flies....

Welcome on board, Hippo!!

Recently we found we can't live 1 day without the new PA. Thanks to her, we can say "bye bye" to our boring working life. Within 1 month, she already become top#1 of our Gossip Chart. Due to the popularity, we gotta give her a nickname to avoid she overheard.

Hmm.... What nickname can suit her very very well? This is really the most difficult task we ever be assigned. To match this Champion of Celebrity Gossip, we must also have an absolute "Champion" nickname for her.

1 day one brilliant colleague skype us, "Hippo is laughing again, my life is in danger". Suddenly, only 1 person flash in our head.... Yes!!! It must be her!!! Still sitting at our own desk without asking anyone, we all know who this colleague was refering to.

Yes!!! Such a matching nickname. You want to ask me why? Please look at the picture below just in case you don't know this animal well.

"I have more hair~~"

Recently we have a ...strange? funny? ... new PA started to work in the office.

Today she came to my desk, thought of asking me some questions. Suddenly she started to pull "a hair" on my hand.

"Why are you pulling the hair on my hand?" I was bit unhappy she disturbed me :-<

"Ohoh, nothing. Oh, your hand don't have much hair. Hehe... mine have more hair!!" [suddenly she was laughing & looked so proud]

I really thought she was so funny and felt curious, "Why are you so happy with more hair?"

"Oh, I got more hair so i won't feel cold loh"

"Wei wei wei... hallo hallo, we are human oh, can wear more clothings if feel cold. No need to have more hair oh".

Really really strange PA. Well, let's welcome her on board. Give her a big applause & hope she will continue to be "creative" & "innovative".

Are you the real Fish?

1 day my boss was using my PC and my colleague suddenly skyped me, asking me if want to have dinner with them after work. Here's my naughty boss happily replied for me...

"No, i have date tonite. "[somemore putting the love sign in the skype] (actually that nite i would be having dinner with my ex-colleague and this boss, so he knew for sure i won't be able to go out with my colleagues)

My colleague thought i really had a date & very happy for me, "oh, congratulate!! if married, remember to invite me!!" My boss started to laugh there and continue to pretend as me skyping her...

"You think my boss is handsome?"

My colleague silent a long long time and replied, "Not handsome". [Omg!! my colleague absolutely had no idea she was actually skyping to my boss!!]

"Think carefully, cuz i am not Fish, i just hack to use her PC" Haiz, seemed like my boss could not accept this fact. Wahaha...

In the end, my colleague dare not to reply anymore. After i got back my PC, i skype her & told her just now was my boss. She got shocked & said oh no, i just commented he was not handsome.

Haha.. nowadays whenver she skype me, she will ask.. are you the real fish?

This is the little Shun who always has lots of funny things. Oh!! Please don't think he is not handsome, small eyes, silly face.. already attracts many little girl girls loh.

We often ask him got any girlfriends or not, and he always deny.. but will tell us secretely which girl likes him.

Finding phone contact

Here comes a complaint from my sister.

1 days my sister was driving and i sat next to her. She needed to make a phone call & start to search for contacts in phone. Suddenly she complained to me....

Aiyo... you know your name is the most difficult name to search. I saved your phone number as "Yee".. you know lah, "Y" is almost 2nd last alphabet.. so everytime i want to call you, i know i have to press the scroll down button for very long time, then drive a while & see already reach what alphabet, Ah.. still haven't reach "Y" then have to press to scroll again.

-_-lll My sister was actually press the scroll down button to scroll from the name starts from A, then B, then C.... until Y!!! Omg!!! She didn't know she can just search through phone, no wonder she wanted to complain. Oh oh.. wahaha.. wei wei.. it is not my name's fault oh!! :-P

Do you know animals' sound well?

As usual, last weekend i went to visit "My Funniest Sister Family". Little Soon was so happy to see me, he just couldn't wait to throw me a question.

"Auntie, i let you guess ar. 1 cow & 1 frog went to buy 1 fruit. You guess what fruit they bought? You gotta guess in Mandarin"

Hmm.... Cow? Frog? Elder Yao was volunteer to give a hint. "Cannot cannot!!! last time I heard the hint, immediately i knew the answer already. Cannot tell auntie!!" my sister quickly stopped him. What kind of fruit that once i heard the hint will know answer. Cow = milk? fruit in white colour? Frog.. green green?? totally no link between them.

In the end they gave me the hint, "it is cow & frog's sound" & they were expecting i would be as excited as they are & shouted out the answer. But..... sorry sorry, I still cannot figure out the answer.

3 of them got stunned & had those "unbelievable" look, seemed like i am alien to them. Out of sudden, 3 of them vocal... "Moooo Gua! Moooo Gua!" (papaya in Chinese). Ah.... little Soon even suggest to lend me his book, to learn what are those animal's sound. -_-lll

Everybody likes Little Soon

My sister's younger son "Ah Soon" is only 7 years old, Primary 1, not handsome but always has an attractive smiley face.

1 day in Ah Soon's class, 1 little boy bravely told their monitress that he loves her & want to marry with her when grow up. This monitress immediately refused & shouted "Don't want!! I don't want to marry with you. I want to marry with Ah Soon!!" :O

After back home, Ah Soon told his elder brother about this incident, and said so embarrassed because of this monitress & everyone knows about this. Haha.. Elder brother said, should not be you who feel embarrassed. It should be that boy because now everyone knows he likes the monitress & being rejected.

Haha… Nowadays kids are so matured.

My ruler is not same!!

After the "jpg friend" incident, that nite my sister was chatting with me about her 2 sons. Elder son is studying Primary 3 and the younger one is in Primary 1.

1 day her elder son bought a long ruler, brought back & show off to the younger brother. He purposely didn't want to borrow to the younger brother. The younger brother was angry & said "How much? I will buy 1 tomorrow". The older brother said "Only 80cents. You don't buy the same as mine!!".

So next day the younger brother went to the school stationery shop there, telling the guy he wanted to buy a long ruler & paid RM1 to that guy. After school as soon as he got into my sister car, he immediately showed it off to elder brother... see see? I also bought a long ruler. The elder brother was angry & said, "didn't i tell you not to buy same ruler as mine?"

The younger brother felt being accused & immediately fought back, "My ruler is not same. Yours is 80cents, mine is RM1". Now the elder brother laughed & said "brother so silly, being cheated!! These 2 rules are same same!!"

Now I really need to salute & express my deepest appreciation to my sister family. Like mother, like son. Wahaha....

beauty.jpg??

Few weeks ago i went to visit my sister and we went to City Square to have some ice-cream with her 2 kids. After ordering the ice-cream, the 2 kids & I were eating happily, then my sister showed me her handphone.

In her handphone Inbox, there was a picture file "beauty.jpg" sent by bluetooth which she cannot open, and she didn't recall she ever on the bluetooth to receive such file. (Now she is quite expect in bluetooth after last bluetooth joke :P) She kept on asking me why cannot open or see who send it to her? I told her.. it is a picture, but think maybe the file is too big or your phone short of program to open. Then i ignored her & continue to eat the ice-cream happily.

My sister was quiet for few minutes, then looked very puzzle and started to mutter there... "so strange, who is jpg? i don't have a friend call jpg" & start to check her Contact list. Ah~~ i almost fainted.

Magic Computer!!

During mum's wake, bro-in-law borrowed his friend's camera to take some photos. After the funeral, we needed to transfer the photos in that camera memory card into thumb drive but could not think of a way to direct transfer.

Suddenly i remember i brought laptop back & we could transfer & save all photos into the laptop. Since transfer photos won't spend much time, so i just switch on the laptop without plug in the power. When we all viewing & transfering the photos, suddenly my sister shouted out of surprised, "Ah!!! how come you can on this computer without any cable?"

My brother & I immediately look at each other & said... Yaya, bluetooth bluetooth. Haha... :D

On your BLUETOOTH now!!!

This was happened over 1 years ago. Until now, i still cannot help myself laugh everytime i think of this.

One day i went back to hometown with my friend, suddenly i received a message from sister.
"Quick, on your bluetooth"

Very surprised & quite sure my sister sent the wrong message to me because i was at least 200km away from her place (2 hours journey), so i replied, "think you sent the message to me wrongly".

"It is correct. Don't ask. On your bluetooth NOW!" -_-lll

My sister totally no idea how far could the bluetooth reach. Now i really could not help myself from laughing. Somemore she sounded soooo serious & urgent, asking me not to ask & adding "NOW!!" in her message.

Wahaha.... My brother even mentioned this was the best joke of the year.